I am re-watching all of the Mission Impossible films. Here are my thoughts on MI:5:
Why wasn't Jeremy Renner in Fallout? Does he die in this one? I like Brandt.
Oh, the Syndicate is back.
"Normally" That's not good!
Am I supposed to know who that blonde guy is?
The writer of this movie is also the director.
What? Are you kidding me with that pole thing? Did TC really do that stunt? That was cool.
The old I'm-fighting-in-handcuffs-so-I-choke-the-guy-I'm-fighting-with-the-handcuffs move.
He really outran all of those bullets.
That yellow dress looks so hard to walk in; it's too long. I would trip.
Luther retired?? Why? Also, then why is he back in Fallout?
I can hold my breath for 47 seconds :(
I like how he keeps things in his sock.
She saved him!
Oh.
LOL when he tries to jump over the hood of the car.
The motorcycles are the best part of this movie!
I didn't have a lot to say during most of the action stuff.
Poor Benji is the damsel in distress.
Wait, did they trap Ethan in a glass box earlier? I might not have been paying attention the whole time.
I think of these movies, the one I liked the most was the one with Paula Patton.
So in Fallout, Lane comes back, Ilsa comes back, and so does Alec Baldwin, but no Brandt? I know he wasn't busy fighting Thanos, right??
Saturday, August 4, 2018
Wednesday, August 1, 2018
Mission Impossible IV Ghost Protocol
I am re-watching all of the Mission Impossible films and recording my thoughts here.
Mission Impossible IV: Ghost Protocol
Hey, it's Sawyer from LOST. What is he up to these days? And isn't this the blonde woman from James Bond? I'm gonna look on IMDB. Yes, it is her. From Spectre. Sawyer is on on TV show right now called Colony. OK.
This Dean Martin song was in Fallout (the video game!)
"I don't know what he's doing and for some reason I'm helping him." Benji should get a shirt that says this.
I mean, aren't these Russian prison guards getting killed? They are not bad guys are they?
Agent Carter. LOL.
OH! Jeremy Renner is in this one finally. I was hoping (SPOILERS for FALLOUT) that he would be in Fallout, but he wasn't. Why not? Does he die in this one? Is he in Rogue Nation? (I think he is) Also, why are Johnathan Rhys Meyers and Maggie Q not in this one? I liked them and they didn't die in III. :(
Does Josh Holloway come back or is he dead?
Now the credits are over - they were pretty long.
Yay! Benji passed the field exam! Good for Benji.
Is this really the Kremlin? it's beautiful. I checked IMDB... I guess most of it is Prague.
The secretary is cool.
As soon as they started shooting up the car with Jeremy Renner in it, this movie got good!
"Camels."
Where did they get these suits?
How is the glove that he dropped above him?
Can't people see him climbing that thing? I mean, from the outside or through the windows? Also, someone is going to notice all these broken windows, right? Also, why is it so easy to break these windows? That is dangerous.
I feel like a real French woman would not wear that ugly powder blue suit.
Oh, Renner twist! He's a spy.
Is that Max's friend with the long hair?
And now for the fancy dress party that is a required element of these films. Of course, Jane will have to be sexy to distract some guy.
Pluto and Uranus jokes.
Halfway through writing this screenplay did they just decide, "This is not going to work unless Renner is also a spy. Let's just make him a spy so he can do the magnet suit thing"?
Wait, isn't this basically the same plot as Avengers: Infinity War?
This parking lot scene is intense!
Luther! Why wasn't he in this whole movie?
Brought to you by Dos Equis.
Oh, she got bangs.
Is The Syndicate (and some drones) part of the next movie?
Mission Impossible IV: Ghost Protocol
Hey, it's Sawyer from LOST. What is he up to these days? And isn't this the blonde woman from James Bond? I'm gonna look on IMDB. Yes, it is her. From Spectre. Sawyer is on on TV show right now called Colony. OK.
This Dean Martin song was in Fallout (the video game!)
"I don't know what he's doing and for some reason I'm helping him." Benji should get a shirt that says this.
I mean, aren't these Russian prison guards getting killed? They are not bad guys are they?
Agent Carter. LOL.
OH! Jeremy Renner is in this one finally. I was hoping (SPOILERS for FALLOUT) that he would be in Fallout, but he wasn't. Why not? Does he die in this one? Is he in Rogue Nation? (I think he is) Also, why are Johnathan Rhys Meyers and Maggie Q not in this one? I liked them and they didn't die in III. :(
Does Josh Holloway come back or is he dead?
Now the credits are over - they were pretty long.
Yay! Benji passed the field exam! Good for Benji.
Is this really the Kremlin? it's beautiful. I checked IMDB... I guess most of it is Prague.
The secretary is cool.
As soon as they started shooting up the car with Jeremy Renner in it, this movie got good!
"Camels."
Where did they get these suits?
How is the glove that he dropped above him?
Can't people see him climbing that thing? I mean, from the outside or through the windows? Also, someone is going to notice all these broken windows, right? Also, why is it so easy to break these windows? That is dangerous.
I feel like a real French woman would not wear that ugly powder blue suit.
Oh, Renner twist! He's a spy.
Is that Max's friend with the long hair?
And now for the fancy dress party that is a required element of these films. Of course, Jane will have to be sexy to distract some guy.
Pluto and Uranus jokes.
Halfway through writing this screenplay did they just decide, "This is not going to work unless Renner is also a spy. Let's just make him a spy so he can do the magnet suit thing"?
Wait, isn't this basically the same plot as Avengers: Infinity War?
This parking lot scene is intense!
Luther! Why wasn't he in this whole movie?
Brought to you by Dos Equis.
Oh, she got bangs.
Is The Syndicate (and some drones) part of the next movie?
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