"I haven't been camping since I was a little girl." - Alexander (love him!)
Ken thinks he is Jesus. I don't think he is going to have fun camping.
Nobody loves camping, so everyone but Ken is lying.
The spring water sponsor is taking everyone back to nature and the designers must create fashion inspired by nature (not something you would wear camping). They will zip line and go rafting, stay the night in tents, then go to Mood the next day.
Ken says, " So we don't have to be, like, inspired by nature really, do we?" Yes! That's the entire challenge!
Jeremy says that out of the studio they are all nice people that get on together.
KEN
Justin teaches everyone a little sign language, but then we go back to Ken. This is like the Ken show starring Ken. Jeremy is going to use a love letter in his design.
"I like glamping. It's my favorite thing to do now," says Alexander.
COMMERCIAL #1
30 minutes at Mood and Dom is looking for a print she likes.
(I just followed Alexander on Twitter, but he probably posts east coast spoilers).
Ken gets some ugly green wool.
Karen was inspired by the white tents and I think she is going to make the pregnant looking dress from the preview.
Justin tells Tim he wants to make his own lace out of glue or something while Bradon runs around with a bunch of colored chiffon.
Back in the studio the designers get to work. Ken calls Alexandria a tiger or something. Bradon is doing some crazy (and loud) embroidery. Jeremy writes his love letter on the fabric. Ken and Justin are both inspired by water. Alexander is doing a full-length fitted gown with a train. Alexandria second-guesses her long johns idea. I wonder why?
TIM TIME
Boo to Karen's boring look. Justin's glue lace is amazing. Alexander's black and blue gown needs some work. Bradon's embroidery looks like a kid's drawing.
COMMERCIAL # 2
Alexandria is doing a denim jacket with drop crotch pants (yuck). Tim is pretty excited overall.
The models come in for their fittings and I'm worried about Karen and Bradon's looks.
Ken and Justin are friends and Helen thinks her "sea moth in the sink" skirt kind of looks like a vagina.
Alexander finds the cackling of Karen, Helen, and Dom annoying.
Alexandria has no friends.
Alexander is hand-painting and cutting leather.
Karen is dying her nightgown.
COMMERCIAL #3
Tim looks cute!
It's runway day. Bradon doesn't have a lot. Kate has the pregnant dress!
Alexander helps Bradon with his staticky dress.
COMMERCIAL #4
The show begins. First up is Helen's dead moth vagina. Not crazy about the twigs in her hair.
Nina is not impressed?
Bradon made his gown this morning... And it looks like it.
I like Miranda's dress, but I don't think she should/will win. Maybe it's too on-the-nose?
Ken is worried that his dress is too simple, but he should be worried that it's too ugly.
Alexandria's look is too bunched up looking to me. Poor construction.
Alexander's twig gown is maybe a little boring, but he thinks he is going to win.
Justin's look is kind of a mess:
Dom's look is great, but I don't see her water inspiration.
Karen's nightgown is kind of a disaster. Heidi looks confused. Also, the yellow color she dyed it makes it look like someone wet the bed and then wrapped peed on sheets around herself, securing them with a belt.
Kate's pregnant harness dress is a miss and Jeremy's love letter dress is not very interesting to me.
Dom, Bradon, Kate, Helen, and Miranda are safe. Does this mean Alexander is in the top? I hope so!
COMMERCIAL #5
The bottom three are Karen, Ken, and Justin. Is Justin going to get kicked off for taking a risk?? This could be why Tim cries! Maybe he uses his save.
The top three are Jeremy, Alexander (Posen was not so much of a fan), and Alexandria.
COMMERCIAL #6
And the winner is Alexandria's drop crotch and denim jacket. Sorry Alexander!
Ken is safe... and the auf'd designer this week is Justin! Or IS IT??
Tim comes into the workroom. Everyone is crying, especially Karen because she actually deserves to be out. Everyone is hugging Justin and is inspired and everything. Tim is crying. Tim! He's shaking. He saves Justin!! Yay!
So no one is out.
Next week is about shoes! I'll see you then.
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