Wednesday, August 1, 2018

Mission Impossible IV Ghost Protocol

I am re-watching all of the Mission Impossible films and recording my thoughts here.

Mission Impossible IV: Ghost Protocol

Hey, it's Sawyer from LOST. What is he up to these days? And isn't this the blonde woman from James Bond? I'm gonna look on IMDB. Yes, it is her. From Spectre. Sawyer is on on TV show right now called Colony. OK.

This Dean Martin song was in Fallout (the video game!)

"I don't know what he's doing and for some reason I'm helping him." Benji should get a shirt that says this.

I mean, aren't these Russian prison guards getting killed? They are not bad guys are they?

Agent Carter. LOL.

OH! Jeremy Renner is in this one finally. I was hoping (SPOILERS for FALLOUT) that he would be in Fallout, but he wasn't. Why not? Does he die in this one? Is he in Rogue Nation? (I think he is) Also, why are Johnathan Rhys Meyers and Maggie Q not in this one? I liked them and they didn't die in III. :(

Does Josh Holloway come back or is he dead?

Now the credits are over - they were pretty long.

Yay! Benji passed the field exam! Good for Benji.

Is this really the Kremlin? it's beautiful. I checked IMDB... I guess most of it is Prague.

The secretary is cool.

As soon as they started shooting up the car with Jeremy Renner in it, this movie got good!

"Camels."

Where did they get these suits?

How is the glove that he dropped above him?

Can't people see him climbing that thing? I mean, from the outside or through the windows? Also, someone is going to notice all these broken windows, right? Also, why is it so easy to break these windows? That is dangerous.

I feel like a real French woman would not wear that ugly powder blue suit.

Oh, Renner twist! He's a spy.

Is that Max's friend with the long hair?

And now for the fancy dress party that is a required element of these films. Of course, Jane will have to be sexy to distract some guy.

Pluto and Uranus jokes.

Halfway through writing this screenplay did they just decide, "This is not going to work unless Renner is also a spy. Let's just make him a spy so he can do the magnet suit thing"?

Wait, isn't this basically the same plot as Avengers: Infinity War?

This parking lot scene is intense!

Luther! Why wasn't he in this whole movie?

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Oh, she got bangs.

Is The Syndicate (and some drones) part of the next movie?


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