Friday, January 8, 2010

Top 10 "Coming Soon to Netflix Streaming" Movie Titles that Sound Like Fake Movies from Seinfeld

1. Marco Polo
2. The Girl From Monaco
3. Tears of the Sun
4. The Chaos Experiment
5. Ghost Ship
6. The Other Man
7. Funky Monkey
8. Pandora's Box
9. Smiles of a Summer Night
10. Blood Alley

George: "So are we still on for the movies tonight?"
Kramer: "Yeah, we've got to see that Blood Alley."
Jerry: "Blood Alley? No, we're going to see Marco Polo."
Elaine: "I don't want to see Marco Polo!"
George: "We could see The girl from Monaco..."
Elaine: "George!"
Kramer: "Well, how about Pandora's Box?"
Elaine: "I am NOT going to see Pandora's Box."
Jerry: "Well, let's just see The Chaos Experiment."

Of, course, when they show up, everything is sold out except for "Smiles of a Summer Night" and no one is happy.

To see a list of crappy movies that will be streaming for free on Netflix soon, go here.

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